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Not Too Smooth, Exlax

2008-07-28T16:52:00.000-07:00

After drinking several pitchers of beer at this particular bar, at the ripe old age of nineteen, the bartender suddenly decided to check IDs at our table. Perhaps we were becoming slightly roudy. I can't imagine, but it's possible. When we couldn't produce any ID we were threatened with bodily harm if we didn't vacate the premises immediately kindly asked to leave.

After being kicked out of

My Name Means...

2008-07-26T17:00:00.000-07:00

I saw this over on Bubblewench's blog, and tried it for myself. I gotta say, it's pretty spot on except for the last paragraph. Seriously, I'm not just in denial. I suppose at times I can be a rebel, but I'm not a handful, nor am I intense. I'm tightly wound on the inside, but most people experience me as laid back because I save all my angst and let it out in private.

I can't remember the

Mushy Morning Brain

2008-07-24T14:19:00.000-07:00

Do you ever catch yourself in a moment and think, "Holy crap, I'm weird!"? (I need a grammar expert to correct the punctuation in that sentence. It's beyond me this morning.) Well, I just did.

To be fair, I'm very tired. I didn't get home last night until around 1:00 AM, and I didn't get to bed until around 2. Then I didn't sleep well. I got tired of rolling around and finally got out of bed

Ladies Bathroom

2008-07-21T14:09:00.000-07:00

Men, things like the scene portrayed in the following video do occasionally happen in the ladies restroom.You've always suspected it, and I'm here to tell you, you were right. Here is your sneak peak.

Actually, I've never compared vibrators with other ladies in the restroom, but we have compared purse contents.

A couple of times I've been in the ladies restroom examining Tracy's boob job

Can You Help

2008-07-21T00:13:00.000-07:00

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

Jo's friend, Marie, has pulmonary haemosiderosis, a rare and devastating lung condition. She and her friend are looking for others who may have had it as well. There isn't a lot of information about the disease, and they are wondering what treatments others have used and with what

Vacation Afterglow

2008-07-17T22:06:00.000-07:00

We had a great time on our little mini-vacation. It was quite relaxing for the most part, although, I feel like I just got back from a 3 day boot camp. There were endless stairs to climb for the water slides, of which I couldn't get enough, lots of paddling in the wave pool, and walking, walking, walking.

We had a few challenges. Evie's panic disorder really left her feeling vulnerable since

Off to the Lodge

2008-07-14T15:19:00.000-07:00

I just got back from the dentist with Evie. She needed a small filling done, but when we got there, after waiting for 30 minutes (urgh!) they decided it didn't need a filling, so they just sealed it. Here's the thing. I'm 98% positive they were working on the wrong side of the mouth. The buffoonery at this dentist office astounds me sometimes, but what do you do when it's the best you can

Smooth Operator

2008-07-11T15:49:00.000-07:00

It's been a while since I posted a karaoke tune, and since I'm literaryily uninspired today(Yes, I made that word up.) I'm going to sing for you instead. I tried to channel my inner jazz club singer for this one. I hope you like it. If you don't, keep your mouth closed, bite your tongue, choke on your insults, and all that rot. Only nice people are allowed to speak here. (Just kidding.)

Me Me You You

2008-07-09T15:30:00.000-07:00

Holly invented a really cool meme, Actually, she's calling it a UU. Get it? Instead of Me Me it's U U (You You). Yeah, I didn't have to spell that out, did I? Oh well. Anyway, then I saw that Jo turned her UU into a cartoon, so I stole that idea and tagged myself for this UU, because I love those toonlets!

Here are the rules of the UU: (I'm breaking them right up from by posting them in

Me Me Me Me or Meme Meme

2008-07-08T13:17:00.000-07:00

I'm combining memes in this post. This first one is from DysFUNctional Mom, who very sweetly used it to try and lure me out of hiding. She knows I loves me a good meme.

The rules are as follows:
1. Link back to the person that tagged you.
2. Post these rules on your blog.
3. Share six unimportant things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your entry.

Six unimportant things about